Todd: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Davy Prentiss. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Viola Eade who was totally gorgeous but then he captured by the answer, and Davy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Viola, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, "Davy, I can't invite you, because I think you're gay." I mean I couldn't have a gay guy at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was GAY. So then his dad called my dad and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.